Worthless Web awards

Badges, logos, awards ... this crap's being handed out faster than panties at a burleseque show. Ad Nauseam's been offered a few, but they have been less than exciting ...

1. The AOL Technical Excellence Award
   Nixon had his eighteen minutes, Steve Case has his nineteen hours.

2. Microsoft's Original Thinking Badge
   ... which looks a lot like Cool Site of the Day's badge.

3. Reviewed by Magellan!
   Me? Bitter? No way.

4. Bobaworld's Honor for HTML Excellance
   "Recognition for brevity and conciseness in Web page design." Yeah. Right.

5. InfoWorld's Award for In-Depth Coverage
   I guess InfoWorld doesn't realize that my articles aren't just regurgiated press releases.