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Don't Be Shy, Just Tell Me What You Want

Self Promotion from Cyberspace, Collected and Arranged by Victoria Smith


Married, married, divorced, married, single.
Flirting, Innuendo, Double Meaning.
Married lonely female looking for conversation,
no cyber or phone sex - affair maybe.
Does it count if my eyes are closed?

Single Michigan Female exploring my bisexuality.
Single Male, Springfield, smooth hot bubble butt
servicing hot male studs.

Love me or leave me, but please don't do both.

Single Philadelphia female
to meet well hung Jewish guys,
preferably with two balls.
Cherub, soft, round, sweet
no phone sex lizards please.
Old enough, single.
Sex fantasies, role playing,
cyber and phone 4 fems only.

No Cyber Sex - I already have 7 kids, and I don't need any cyber kids tying up the phone lines.

Intercourse, PA, Sex by John.
Sex, phone sex, cyber sex, and gifs of sex.
Hunting for sex to please you and me.
sex sex sex (I Love Sex) Married.

Life's too short for boundaries. If you liked it, do it again.

Hell, Mich
Occupation: Prince. Please me.
Married, PA. Acting out my fantasies,
new at this.
ISO wives who want hubby dominated or humiliated.
PHOTOS TAKEN &/OR SCANNED HERE.
NC Fem, 38, pierced and bi.
Have a man who likes to share me.
If u don't like animals don't waste my time!

College prof
sex, travel, sex, hiking, sex, reading, sex
cyber, phone, or in person.
Try me once you'll want to try me again : )
YES! I have a Gif!
NO!!! It is not NUDE!

No cyber or phone sex.
I couldn't find a condom to fit over my computer.

OKLAHOMA CITY
married male, very open minded
like women, hottubs, lots of fantasies.
I travel a lot, so don't give up
on me too early.

Men are like skittles - taste the rainbow.

DIRTY BLONDE HAIR - BEDROOM EYES FULL FIGURED WOMAN WHO LOVES ROMANCE
NO PERVERTS!
So. Calif - Big and Beautiful Woman.
I am proud of my body, it is a work of art.
If its not your cup of tea, then don't take a sip.
PITTSBURGH Female
SEX WITH BUXOM BABES
NO MEN PLEASE
I WILL LET YOU KNOW
IF I NEED ONE.

Stick it in some ice water already and LOG OFF!!!!

Fem, 37, single, very creative,
kinky and playful. I love sex!!!!
Arkansas, married. If the computer is on,
chances are good that we are both naked.
Happily married
but need to explore another
secret side of myself.
Feel free to help me!

Sometimes you just need to take the bridle off,
throw the skillet away,
and let the panther scream.

Married. I love pleasing and serving women.
Looking for a mistress.
Single Male - a woman's pleasure excites me,
her little gasps, her desires, and her wants.
If you want to talk on the phone with me,
let me know.

They'll forget what you said,
but they'll never forget how you made them feel.

I'm your cum junkie.
Intense sexual conversations.
Don't be shy!!
Everybody does it.

Is it asking too much
for just a reasonable chit chat?

Texas, Married. I don't do Cyber, can only type "Oh Baby" so many times! Single Lawyer, Loves Hot Phone. "oooooh baby, faster, faster. I need more RAM!!!!!"

Touch my mind and that touches me all over.

I enjoy awesome sex, rather kinky or semi-public. Email me if interested - hurry, I need it!

Los Angeles Jock type,
Gr8t chest, sweaty armpits,
sexy smile
no fat or fems.

Single Female.
I fantasize about getting
much fatter than I am.
I am 325 pounds and want
to double that!
Only serious men need apply.

I'd trade a million pretty words for one touch that is real.

FL Female Divorced.
MARRIED MEN NEED NOT APPLY.
I could use a rich man
with a big you know what
who's FIXED.
Do not bother if you do not have a boat!

Looking for a *BIG* snugly
white single gentleman.
Lookin for big hairy bears.
Looking for affair in Chicago area.
Got to have it every day.
and did I mention
I like to serve my country?

Into spanking
MARYLAND.
Seattle WA, suicide capital of the world.
DON'T PEE ON MY BACK
AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING.

Ohio - I'm not gay, not bi,
not available, I don't like phone or cyber
and don't IM me about sexual things
geeezzz!!!

TOO BAD I MISSED THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION.

Looking for _ into _ in search of _ open minds _ please _love to try _ I am REAL _ life is too short _

Married
female
poet
alone
at
night

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Meet
Eat
Drink
Laugh
Explore
Love
Dream
Dare
The Simple Life.

I guess I must be wishing on someone else's star.

This is "found" poetry - except for the title and one personal quote, none of the words are my own. They were written by other people in the ever-expanding and often lonely community of Cyberspace. My work was to find the words and phrases, to decide which ones to use, and to determine their order. A great deal has purposefully been left out, to preserve identities and privacy. Many thanks to everyone who provided the seeds for this poem.


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